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The Staged 'Attempt' and the Theatre of the Absurd

Published January 2, 2026, 07:22
The Staged 'Attempt' and the Theatre of the Absurd

Those following Vladimir Putin's career know that truth in Moscow is a very relative and malleable thing, taking the shape of the regime's current pursuits. The recent attempt by Russian propaganda to convince that Ukrainian drones tried to hit the Russian President's residence does not claim originality. However, it claims the award for the most reckless and poorly staged provocation since the start of the war in February 2022. The first and most resounding crack in the Russian narrative lies in the map itself. The notorious residence referred to by the Kremlin is not in Red Square, but in Valdai, in an area between Moscow and St. Petersburg, hundreds of kilometers from the front. It is an isolated paradise in the forest, guarded like a fortress. To believe that 'enemy' drones crossed hundreds of kilometers of Russian airspace, passed unnoticed by the (supposedly) invincible S-400s and reached above a secondary residence of Putin requires a great deal of naivety. The most outrageous thing is that Moscow itself admitted that Putin was not even there. So, what exactly were the Ukrainians trying to hit? The walls of an empty house to cause ironic smiles around the world? The CIA and US intelligence services were clear in stating that no attack took place. It was a firework for internal consumption, a digital manipulation of reality that lacks even the slightest trace of evidence. When the Russian Ministry of Defense released the video of Major General Alexander Romanenkov showing a Ukrainian drone, the staging collapsed under the weight of common sense. The 'debris' presented looked as if they had just come out of the factory box. No drone shot down by anti-aircraft systems falls into the snow maintaining its shape and shiny colors, without traces of fire or debris. In addition, Moscow claimed to have shot down 91 drones. Such an operation would have caused a storm in the sky over Novgorod. Yet, residents of the area reported neither an explosion nor a flash on the horizon. In a time when every citizen has a mobile phone, silence is the loudest denial. In a move reminiscent of diplomatic theatre, the head of the GRU (Russian intelligence services), Igor Kostyukov, summoned the US embassy's military attaché in Moscow to hand him 'irrefutable evidence'. He gave him a flight file and a controller that, according to him, 'proved' the target! Why did the Kremlin bother to stage this fairy tale? The target was not the international community, but one person only. That was Donald Trump. Putin knows that the American President is desperately looking for a pretext to…